I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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