Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
