so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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