your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You pole danced in your parka.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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