if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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