I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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