if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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