Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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