I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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