And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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