Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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