Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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