$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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