Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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