you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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