hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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