There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
i need some magic done to my vagina
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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