I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
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My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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