Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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