erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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