i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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