I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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