hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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