im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Welp...herpes.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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