Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
