just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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