I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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