can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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