just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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