hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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