i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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