We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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