I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Randomize
