Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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