I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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