giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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