ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...