the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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