i would punch a child for taco bell
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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