So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
this boner is exhausting
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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