Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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