White coat. Heels.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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