Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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