btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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