Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
send nudes
from the living room?
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