he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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