have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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