Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
porn star boner night. come get it.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
This baby is an asshole
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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