Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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