This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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