I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Randomize
