It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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