Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
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"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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