Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
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Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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