i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
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