I wanna bring you to show and tell
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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