It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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