Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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