just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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