508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
