the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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